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Name: William
Country: United States
State: Tennessee
Metro: Clarksville
Birthday: 2/12/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: Using big mispelled words to make a crackpot idea and seem just a bit more intelgenment.
Expertise: Theories, everything nobody cares about, fire, explosives, video games, sleeping, eating, peeing and video games
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Member Since:
4/5/2005
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| Well, decided to update this evil doomed blog thingie... But
yeah, Irony hates me, I swear, always gotta bite me in the ass...
Ah well, life is good, so is chicken, so eat your meat kids, and
don't let life get you down, or it'll turn into one ugly cock fight.
As for the music... Well, I know none of you youngsters never
heard of the song, and most likely not even the artist (Shame, shame),
but I bet you've heard the song, or atleast one of thier more popular
songs... Like love hurts (Ring any bells?) But yeah, incase you were
wonderin', Hair of the dog is the one that goes "Now your messin with a
son of a bitch" Ah. Good song. Also been listening to WASP lately, if
you ain't heard of them, you've might of heard some of thier songs.
Can't beat Saturday Night's Alright (For a fight).
*Sigh* damn children...
"wouldv been alot better if it wasn't so hard, kinda pissed right now
because it was. Could you include something with a win button at the
start screen so we could win the game without actually having to play
it?"
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day, give a man religion, and he'll starve to death praying for a fish."
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying
to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the
computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per
gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies"
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"Hey regular penis, guess what...SHUN!"
"Lost Woods: To avoid getting lost follow the white monkey"
"The monkey got lost. We would appeciate it if you find it back"
"You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly."
"Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING???"
"I'm off installing a phone jack in my bomb shelter... Laugh now, but
wont YOU feel stupid when World War III comes and you can't sign on
AIM! "
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
"Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk."
"I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars."
End.
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| Right and wrong.
A woman kills a man.
Is that right?
Now, what if that woman was that mans wife, and that man was her husband, who cheated on her.
Does that make it right?
A man kills a woman.
Is that right?
Now what if that man killed that woman because she was about to kill her husband who cheated on his wife.
Does that make it right?
Now, who sinned more here?
The wife who killed her husband because he cheated on her?
The man who killed the woman because she was about to kill his freind?
Or the husband, who never cheated on his wife.
Life is never right, nor is it ever wrong.
It will decieve us, it will break us down, and it will do everything in
it's power to draw us closer to the inevitability of death.
We can choose to fight, we can choose to run, or we can choose to just give in.
Those who fight always win.
Those who run always live to fight another day.
But those who give in always lose.
You will always be outmatched, outnumbered, and outwitted.
And life will always suck, but every now and then, it won't suck as much,
You just have to take those times in stride, and continue to fight, or
continue to run.
But the second you give in, all is lost, and those little moments will look so big and precious.
But they're gone forever.
And there's nothing else you can do.
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| Today is hump day! YAY! and in about an hour, it will be Thursday, bah.
I hate Thursday, cause it's the day after hump day and the day before
Friday, which is never a good sign, since you know, I know the
apocalypse will be on a Thursday. Damn the greeks... Anyways, Friday is
the 13th, so we're all going to die in a freak accident involveing
midgets, gnomes, and ballons, and maybe apple pie... Mmmm.... Pie...
Well anyways, I had court today, for truancy and all that, gotta appear
the 20th, so wish me luck, and hope they don't send me away to
pound-me-in-the-ass prison. (Office space joke there, cool movie, watch
it.)
In other news, life has been treating me like shit, but I just take it
in stride, so my life is still care-free and grand. Ah, warm weather...
DAMN YOU TENNESSEE! Woot.
Anyways, don't feel much like writeing, just thought I'd update, so no
rant or list today, maybe next time, and remember, nothing but love for
ya.
Now... Quotes from the almighty Gord, who is Gord? Ask and thy shall receive.
"Doesn't anyone tell their kids "son, if you rob a bank, don't you be
so stupid as to go back and deposit the money into your account!"
"Never steal from the guy who knows where you live. A concept too complicated for some."
"Why do people insist in daring someone to do something, then act surprised when they do?"
"Don't they teach "Hey! Don't abandon your children!" in parenting school anymore?"
"Some people assume that just because they are asking about repairing a
Nintendo product that they must be stupid and will agree to anything
simply because they bought a Nintendo product."
"And having a girl break your arm in three places wasn't lame?"
"Nah, that was cool."
"Dude, that's not a zombie, that's a raver."
"Is there a diffrence?"
"I learned a very important lesson today, Contrary to popular belief,
in the absence of eye drops, paint does not make a suitable replacement"
"I'm allergic to people with allergies"
"Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul."
WARNING: May cause dry mouth, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, back hair,
bleeding gums, painful elbow sores, backaches, hallucinations that you
are Alan Greenspan, anxiety attacks, random giggling, drippy ear wax,
excessive toenail growth, deja vu, the ability to love both County and
Rap music, foot fungus, nose bleeding, convulsions, bloating, stiffness
of the joints, hyperactivity, drowsiness, insomnia, cravings for
Spotted Owl flavored ice cream, water retention, gum disease, death,
baldness, wrinkles, depression, excess nose hair, ability to believe
everything Bill Gates says, large mucous-filled nodules on the face and
hands, spontaneous combustion, genital atrophy, increased sex drive,
frustration, ability to tell apart different Hootie and the Blowfish
songs, itches, excessive eyebrow hair, love of asparagus, worms, growth
of additional limbs, ability to understand the X-Files, headaches,
euphoria, spontaneous orgasms, fear of speaking in public,
uncontrollable ecstasy when listening to Slim Whitman albums, forehead
hair, blue moods, love of cats, phonics, swollen ears, forehead ridges,
cravings for sheep’s milk, stomach aches, diarrhea, burning urine,
glowing eyes, oneness with the universe, mediocrity, yellow sweat, love
of poetry, desire to mate with trees, fingernail biting, vampirism,
gangrene, growth spurts, Yanni-hair, love of Macs, Mick Jagger lips,
acid reflux, IRS audits, male lactation, incontinence, painful thigh
blotches, flaking orange skin, admiration of Howard Stern, sudden
weight gain, loose teeth, bad breath, enlarged nose, rocking pneumonia
and the boogie woogie blues, noisy and foul-smelling flatulence,
cravings for beef, past life regression, inner child tantrums, walking
backward, talking with a funny accent, impulsiveness, tremors,
uncontrollable belching, Republican tendencies, high cholesterol,
festering boils, speaking in binary, exema, finding "Garfield" funny,
clogged arteries, reverse dyslexia, sneezing, fatigue, nervousness,
uncouth behavior, crying, delusions of grandeur, eye pimples, enlarged
prostrate, total quality management, anorexia, swollen tongue, tennis
elbow, or dandruff.
CAUTION: Do not eat when driving, operating heavy machinery, cooking,
spelunking, watching television, singing show tunes, making animal
noises, sleeping, fantasizing about a world without Michael Jordan,
using Windows, reading, playing a musical instrument, breathing,
writing poetry, drinking alcoholic or carbonated beverages, kissing,
chewing gum, taking stock of your life, working, visiting your Aunt
Emma, making whoopee, killing time, chewing the fat, making the best of
things, skydiving, streaking, washing the dog, bungee jumping, bathing,
standing alone in an elevator, challenging the status quo, whistling,
performing bodily functions, hanging out in the mall, fertilizing the
lawn, predicting stock market trends, planning a class reunion,
threatening your co-workers with an automatic weapon, cleaning your
ears, starting your own country, designing a new twenty-dollar bill,
feeling self-satisfied, cleaning out the attic, tipping cows, telling
someone off, listening to John Tesh albums, splitting infinitives,
picking your nose, wearing Nike footwear, testifying before a grand
jury, dieting, forging an alliance with the Dark Side of the Force,
embezzling millions of dollars from your company retirement fund,
designing the math logic for Pentium processors, biting off more than
you can chew, declaring your independence, knitting, facilitating
Middle East peace talks, bar hopping, playing video games, mastering a
foreign language, piloting the Space Shuttle, spamming, making a good
impression, chewing your fingernails, blowing your allowance, feeding
the cats, composing new lyrics to the National Anthem, funding
Nicaraguan rebels, painting the house, hitting on Anita Hill, directing
a movie, explaining yourself, consulting your Psychic Friend, climbing
Mount Everest, dissecting frogs, running in the New York marathon,
designing a web site, seeking the Vice Presidency, or planning on a
quiet evening at home.
And that's all folks, I'll update another day, maybe...
Best of love to ya.
Unless your French.
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| Well... To.... Yesterday was great. Got some Cheez-Itz, some soda, and
some other stuff today after walking up to food-lion, well, why I was
there, I saw someone I haven't seen in a year. Well, her name's Megan
and she used to goto Weems last year, at which she graduated. Now, what
you gotta know about Weems, that last year, there were around 54
students that went there, and of that 54, about 8-10 were girls. I have
been at weems for three years, and that through out my 3 years there,
there would be about oh, 15-25 (Rough number) of girls total. 4 of
which I have even remotely wanted to be and have been freinds with:
Krystal (first year), April ( first year), Jade (second year) and Megan
which was just last year, all the others sucked and were either nazis,
whores, or bitches. But Megan, well, we were we really close: me, her,
and Matt, we were all really tight freinds, and we would always be
together. But than Matt
died, and after he did, we just stopped talking, it was just a little
to hard on both of us. So it was really nice to see her again, and we
talked for a couple minutes, and I gave her my number again, and I think
we may start talking alot more again. So yeah, my life is great.
Suck it.
"Spring! That time of the year where the weather is the best! Cool enough not to burn up, but warm enough not to freeze!
I guess it won't hurt to open a window... Ah... feel that fresh spring air! Wonderful!
Behold! A bright and beautiful lady bug has come to grace me with its presence. Hello Lady bug!
And look! His freinds Mr. Dragonfly and Ms. Butterfly. How do you do my welcome guests?
Oh look... Here come all your other friends... The uh... Wasps... And... Uhm... Ants... And...
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Shit.
I hate spring."
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| Hello people, your just too damn loveable freind here, with gifts and multi-colored penis flavored pot pies for all.
Well, for those of you who don't know, my dad moved Saturday, and I had
to help em move, and some of those things are fucking heavy. Well, now
me, my mum, and me sissy are moving. It's a nice apartment, get a room
with access to the deck, and it has some nifty features, but I grew up
in this house, and I'll miss it, but ah well, only three more
years until I can move out and serve in the army. But yeah, we
live second floor, so that means we have to move everything up stairs,
which will suck, but I can do it, cause I'm a man, and as of I
know, I am not gay. The location is very bad either, about a mile from
me dads house, four miles from wal-mart, and only a couple to Jeffs
house. And when I get me new address, I expect some letters, Hell, send
me an E-mail... I'm so lonely >+(
In other news, I played pool today, I use to be really good at it, but
it's been a couple of months since I've last played, so my englishs
were off and I kept messing up on my wall shots, but I did aight
overall, but other then that, my life is great and I laugh at you silly
peoples who worry about silly things like cancer and the great mole rat
returning from the damned lowest reaches of hell to control our minds
and rape us all.
Now... free online multiplayer games for cheap nerds:
PBE3/PB4 - www.zooptek.net
Nice game if you have time to kill, but it does get boring quick and
it's very rare to find people on PBON. PB4 looks promising though, so
try it if you want to waste a few hours.
PuzzlePirates - www.puzzlepirates.com
Very fun and well made game. A high recommendation for fans of puzzle
games. But be warned, it does involve logic and thinking. Sorta free,
but you'll get what I mean if you try it out.
MU - www.muonline.com
Great MMORPG (Massivly Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) that will
consume any nerds life. Pretty good visuals, you can play it on any
decent computer, and it will run on 56k.
BattleCity - http://www.looble.com/bcity/
Pretty decent fast-paced shooter, but it takes a while to get a hang of, beware, you will get your ass kicked.
Return To Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory - www.PlanetWolfenstein.com or just search in Google
VERY good online FPS, I HIGHLY recommend it if you like First Person
Shooters, but it is a big download and impossible to play if you have
56k, and you will need a pretty good computer to play.
A little education: RTCW: ET was orginaly going to be the Expansion to
RTCW, the sequal to Castle Wolfenstein, the first FPS ever, made by ID
software, the same guys who made doom, the greatest FPS ever. RTCW: ET
was going to have it's own storyline, single player and multi player
game, then they decided fuck it, and released it for free just with a
very kickass multiplayer game that doesn't require the orginal game at
all. Try it out if you meet the requirements
TheUniversal - www.theuniversal.net
Very unique game, set up in a universe with diffrent galaxies with
diffrent player-run worlds that all have diffrent rules and style
of gameplays fun game, I recommend you try this one out.
Runescape - www.runescape.com
Very simple RPG with a mass following. It's in java so no download,
just create an account, and play the game, try it out if you want, I've
been playing it for about 5 years now, about when it first came out, so
I haven't played it in awhile. They have a pay service where you get
more options for 5 bucks a month, but only recommended if your over
level 40-50.
Harvest Moon Online - www.harvestmoononline.com
I am a HUGE fan of the orginal game, so when I found out about this, I
was excited, but sadly, it's going to be a LONG while before it comes
out, but when it does, you'll know, cause I'll never talk to you again.
Unique concept, interesting to see how it comes out.
Subspace/Continuum - http://sshq.forumhq.net/
Interesting long-lived space shooter, it's fun if you have an hour or two to kill, so try it out if you like.
ARC - www.arc-hq.net
Another space shooter kinda like Continuum, again, fun way to kill time.
Soldat - http://soldat.prv.pl/
A very fun realtime military update of worms.
Gunbound - www.softnyx.net
VERY fun worms-style game that requires some thinking and stradgy, Been
awhile since I've played this, gonna re-download it tonight and immerse
my self in it's awesomeness while I get my ass owned. You can pay for
some avater items, but I don't think it's worth it, it's more about
skill then your bling, cause with out skill, you be dead foo'. cool
game, but doesn't appeal to alot of people. (Maybe cause ir requires
SKILL and THINKING.)
Blockland - Can't remeber, but if you actually care, ask me and I'll look for it again.
Very unique game concept where you build things with legos with other
people online, may sound a tad boring, but it's quite fun, unless you
get alot of noobs, then they sap out the fun, but what noob doesn't on
any game?
MPOGD - www.MPOGD.com
Good place to find more free games
www.newgrounds.com - Free flash games, and very nice place for many a flash.
Well, those are a couple (13) of free games that I play (In no real order), and that I all
recommend. Try them out if you want, I mean hell, they are infact free.
"w00t belongs to gamers the world over. It seems to have been derived
from the obselete 'whoot' which essentially is another way to say
'hoot' which itself is a shout or derisive laugh. But others maintain
that w00t is the sound several players make while jumping like bunnies
in Quake III. Still others want you to believe that it comes from the
phrase 'wow loot' used in multiplayer RPGs many moons ago. And if you
can believe it some folks even think it was derived from the gaming
phrase, 'We Own the Other Team!' Fiction or fact? I suppose you'll just
have to decide what 'w00t!' means to you..."
Well, that's it, go away and get a life you.
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